with your own penis?
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
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we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
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if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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