did you get engaged???
I wanna passion pit in your ass
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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