Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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