Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
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I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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