I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
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I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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