Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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