Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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