I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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