I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
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Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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