How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
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I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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