So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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