Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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