Don't you send me to vm
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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