i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I will pee on everything he values.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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