batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
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Someone shattered a urinal.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
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Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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