I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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