my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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