I want to have your abortion
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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