i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
nutella sex= disaster
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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