hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
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I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
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Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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