the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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