He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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