He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Randomize