yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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