Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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