How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
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I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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