Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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