He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I have tasted many bathrooms
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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