Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
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just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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