plz talk dirty to me
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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