They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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