Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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