It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
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