we have officially lost it.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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