No awkward lesbian experiences without me
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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