How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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