I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
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