do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
