How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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