We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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