Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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