my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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