Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
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We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
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I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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