dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
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You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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