Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
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I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
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they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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