dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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