I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
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