2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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