He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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