U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Randomize