NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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