Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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