Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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