My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
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I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
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