Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
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I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
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You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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